Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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