how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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