If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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