how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Randomize
