ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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