Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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