Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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