it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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