That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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