Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
everyone is single if you try hard enough
zippers are such a cool invention
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
it glows. i had to have it.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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