You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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