so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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