I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
jump out the window naked night went bad
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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