does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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