oh god the rape fog is back!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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