The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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