S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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