I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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