you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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