doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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