nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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