No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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