I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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