We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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