what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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