ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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