its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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