I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
