I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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