This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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