You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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