I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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