At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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