Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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