About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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