I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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