Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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