You're earring is so big in my mouth
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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