its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize