I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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