Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
no, he came in my armpit
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My vagina just clenched in fear
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