I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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