butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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