I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Ladies don't puke and tell
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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