It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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