I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
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He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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