so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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