oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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