Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I supernannyed him into submission
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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