You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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