Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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