A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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