Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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