she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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