everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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