yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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