This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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