Its about making memories worth repressing
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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