omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My feet surprised me
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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